OK kids, this is it. I did my best. I was going to put “desperately look around for publisher of coming-of-age memoir,” but that would have been too close to him, even closer than the Fiber One or “fatter than author photo” box. Have fun, and maybe I’ll see you in Boston!
Thanks to Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz, this year’s secret weapon collaborator on several of our bingo card’s boxes.