Just up on Mr Beller’s Neighborhood: "The Puerto Rican Lockhorns Reunion."


“The Puerto Rican Lockhorns Reunion.” a piece about my moving to New York, my ex-girlfriend Deena, and my general pretentiousness, is now up on Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood. It’s set to be the opening piece in How to Be Inappropriate, a collection of essays.

Hopefully, this piece will establish enough impropriety. If not there’s essays on the following topics to help out, in no particular order: farting, mooning, dog poop, awkward sexual encounters, footlicking, obnoxious film students, obnoxious queries I ask my students, video games, hypocritical literary critics, Christian parodies, and saying goodbye to daily doses of New York poetry scene.