“The Puerto Rican Lockhorns Reunion” on Mr Beller’s Neighborhood.

“The Puerto Rican Lockhorns Reunion.” a piece about my moving to New York, my ex-girlfriend Deena, and my general pretentiousness, is now up on Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood. This appears in How to Be Inappropriate.

Hopefully, this piece will establish enough impropriety. If not, there’s essays on the following topics to help out, in no particular order: farting, mooning, dog poop, awkward sexual encounters, footlicking, obnoxious film students, obnoxious queries I ask my students, video games, hypocritical literary critics, Christian parodies, and saying goodbye to daily doses of New York poetry scene.

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