Notes on Stamps

1. In the “Gifts and Gimmicks” pages in the back of Boy’s Life, the official magazine of Boy Scouts of America, would be small, postage-size ads for fingerless leather gloves, bottles of stink spray, plastic police handcuffs, $1.98 secret spy cameras or pocket spy telescopes, and a California Drag Chute you tied to the back of your Huffy. On a whole page dedicated to Stamps & Coins would be ads for Stamps from Around the World.

2. 107 Global Stamps only 10 cents! 53 Orientals–only 12 cents!

3. It was a racket to get you to join their Stamp of the Month Club or whatever, but I never spent my janitor’s helper pay of $1.50 an hour on real, valuable stamps.

4. My grandpop’s sister, Esther, was the only relative in my family we could even remotely be described as rich. She married Edwin, an engineer who invented some alkaline paste for batteries, and they lived in a large house in Huntington Valley, a hamlet outside Philly. On visits, after playing in the woods behind her house, Esther showed me her collection of stamps. Before or since, Esther remains the only woman I’ve ever met who was interested in the philatelic arts.

4a. She addressed her letters to me “Master Daniel Nester” and I would write back dutifully about the latest batch of cancelled stamps from Zambia and the Azores Islands I had gotten in the mail.

5. At the height of my stamp collecting phase, I owned assortments of waxed envelopes, two binders, and a magnifying glass. I brought all this over to Esther’s house one summer day when I was 10, while Edwin groped my aunts as they walked by his leather chair. He would listen to Phillies games on an earphone and pretend he wasn’t doing it.

6. After Esther died—this must have been 1980 or so—family members rented a truck to take away the furniture and sheets and dishes. My mom was appointed to serve as the executrix, a new word that I thought sounded dirty at the time.

7. As my grandpop barked orders at me to roll up rugs and sweep the floor, I saw on the desk a ledger that Esther kept, with dates and names on left side with “LETTERS” along the top.  Esther had kept track of who wrote to her in the family—get well cards, Christmas cards. Was she just keeping track to write thank you letters? I had written to her for years, pretty much because I loved to get mail anytime from anybody, anytime.

7a. My impression than was that Esther was keeping score.

8. Edwin drove a 1969 Lincoln Continental convertible with “suicide doors” that opened backward, the same used in the opening of the HBO show Entourage. The Huntington Valley lawyer Esther and Edwin hired made my mom’s executrix duties easy, buying everything we couldn’t carry, paid in one lump sum. He clearly saw a easy mark, and were too busy grabbing the dressers so Edwin’s side of the family couldn’t get them.

9. As I write this, the engagement ring my wife wears on her left hand belonged to Aunt Esther. It’s the only inherited wealth I’ve ever enjoyed, and it was a definite hook-up 13 years ago, a broke-ass poet, New Year’s Eve 1999, as I proposed to her on a shaky cold rooftop in Brooklyn, my stamp collection in storage somewhere in South Jersey.

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99 Days of Notes

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Send in your topic/word/idea! I’ll even attribute and link to you if you want. A full explanation of the project appears below.

  1. May 15 Notes on Stamps [suggested by BB]
  2. May 16 Notes on Carbs [suggested by ME Griffith]
  3. May 17 Notes on Email [suggested by Bryan Furuness]
  4. May 18 Notes on Snakes [suggested by "Melissa S"]
  5. May 19 Notes on False Modesty [suggested by "Melissa S"]
  6. May 20 Notes on Robert Plant’s Hair [suggested by Mike Hotter]
  7. May 21 Notes on Beyoncé [suggested by ME Griffith]
  8. May 22 Notes on the Oxford Comma [suggested by Matt Klein]
  9. May 23 Notes on Anxiety [suggested by Bridgett Williams-Searle]
  10. May 24 Notes on Toilet Paper [suggested by Jim McNaughton]
  11. May 25 Notes on Coffee Mugs [suggested by Eric Auld]
  12. May 26 Notes on Lamp
  13. May 27 Notes on CSI Miami [suggested by Matt Perez]
  14. May 28 Notes on Cheese [suggested by T.V. Hartmann]
  15. May 29 Notes on Tramp Stamps
  16. May 30 Notes on YOLO [suggested by Erin Fitzgerald]
  17. May 31 Notes on Op-Eds Masquerading as Essays [suggested by Sean H Doyle]
  18. June 1 Notes on Twee
  19. June 2 Notes on Moorlyn Terrace [suggested by Eric Schnorr]
  20. June 3 Notes on My Mother [it's her birthday]
  21. June 4 Notes on Beach Vacations [suggested by Bridgett Williams-Searle]
  22. June 5 Notes on Daughters [suggested by ME Griffith]
  23. June 6 Notes On Early Adopters [suggested by "Melissa S"]
  24. June 7 Notes on Batman [suggested by "Melissa S"]
  25. June 8 Notes on Vamp
  26. June 9 Notes on Brave Writing [suggested by David Barringer]
  27. June 10 Notes on U2 [suggested by Eric Schnorr]
  28. June 11 Notes on Francophilia [suggested by Eric Auld]
  29. June 12 Notes on Jesus [suggested by Molly Wellman]
  30. June 13 Notes on Feet [suggested by Randy Howard]
  31. June 14 Notes on Slap Bass [suggested by Thomas Beller]
  32. June 15 Notes on Tofu [suggested by Tess Taylor]
  33. June 16 Notes on Pinball Machines [suggested by Eric Schnorr]
  34. June 17 Notes on Poetry/Book Readings [suggested by Alex Tunney]
  35. June 18 Notes on Sizzurp [suggested by Tom Stebbins]
  36. June 19 Notes on Unicorns [suggested by James Smith]
  37. June 20 Notes on Car Washes [suggested by Eric Schnorr and Mari L'esperance]
  38. June 21 Notes in Treble
  39. June 22 Notes on Ass [suggested by Renae Jacquelyn Challender]
  40. June 23 Notes on Flash Gordon
  41. June 24 Notes on Nostalgia [suggested by Justin Taylor]
  42. June 25 Notes on old media and the Misrecognition of Technology [suggested by Jason Schneiderman]
  43. June 26 Notes on Bitch [suggested by Colin Challender]
  44. June 27 Notes on Steely Dan [suggested by Ernest Hilbert]
  45. June 28
  46. June 29 Notes on Grad Students [suggested by Eric Auld]
  47. June 30 Notes on Bourbon and Bacon as a Flavor Paring [suggested by Eric LeMay]
  48. July 1 Notes on Post-Its  [suggested by Blaise Allysen Kearsley]
  49. July 2
  50. July 3
  51. July 4 Notes on John Mellencamp
  52. July 5
  53. July 6
  54. July 7 Notes on Nincompoops [suggested by Rob O'Neill]
  55. July 8 Notes on Nudity [suggested by Matt Klein]
  56. July 9
  57. July 10
  58. July 11
  59. July 12
  60. July 13 Notes on Night Classes [suggested by Bryan Furuness]
  61. July 14
  62. July 15 Notes on Noir [suggested by Penny Perkins]
  63. July 16
  64. July 17
  65. July 18
  66. July 19 Notes on Popes [suggested by Colin Challender]
  67. July 20 Notes on Pity [suggested by Eric LeMay]
  68. July 21
  69. July 22
  70. July 23
  71. July 24 Notes on Nester [suggested by Rob O'Neill]
  72. July 25 Notes on Public Transportation [suggested by Alex Tunney]
  73. July 26 Notes on Typewriters [suggested by Bridgett Williams-Searle]
  74. July 27
  75. July 28 Notes on The Golden Mean [suggested by Eric LeMay]
  76. July 29
  77. July 30
  78. July 31
  79. August 1
  80. August 2
  81. August 3
  82. August 4
  83. August 5 Notes on Nebbish [suggested by Penny Perkins]
  84. August 6 Notes on Feet [suggested by Randy Howard]
  85. August 7
  86. August 8
  87. August 9
  88. August 10
  89. August 11
  90. August 12 Notes on Not Being a Poet [suggested by Kaya Oakes]
  91. August 13 Notes on Hand Sanitizer [suggested by Christoph Paul]
  92. August 14 Notes on Smoking [suggested by Blaise Allysen Kearsley]
  93. August 15
  94. August 16 Notes on Skate Punks from the 1980′s  [suggested by Blaise Allysen Kearsley]
  95. August 17 Notes on Squirrels [suggested by Molly Wellman]
  96. August 18 Notes on Fatherhood [suggested by Taylor Mali]
  97. August 19
  98. August 20
  99. August 21 Notes on Notes [suggested by Jamie Sue Lucia Ferrell]

Notes, Suggested Topics

deep time, Sir Francis Bacon [suggested by Eric LeMay]

“Notes on Systems of Notation”
- “Notes on Knots” / “Notes on ‘Nots’”
- “Notes on Nottingham”
- “Notes on Nukes”
- “Notes on Alliteration”

– [suggested by Penny Perkins]

Notes on Minor Chords — Matt Klein

KITTENS!

DIAPERS!
JAMES HETFIELD!
SALLY BOWLES!
COWS!
THE CHEVY CHEVETTE!
THE ROPERS!
QUARTERS!
YOGA!
IKEA!
ASSIGNMENTS!
– suggested by Blaise Allysen Kearsley

Notes on Performance Art.Notes on/in Crayon

Explanation

Each day for ninety-nine days this spring and summer, I’m going to write “Notes on” prose piece, blog post, or essay or meditation or whatever you want to call it, on a specific word.

The schedule appears here.

This project is obviously inspired by Susan Sontag’s essay “Notes on ‘Camp,’” which I love.

It’s also partly out of a need for structure.

I need deadlines.At least when it comes to writing. I can’t just sit down and write. I need to be there for a reason. I need a topic, a theme.

During the summer, especially since switching over to working as a full-time teaching, I often get lost, blocked-up, amorphous. Don’t get me wrong: I love teaching, I love my job. And although the stereotype of professors doing nothing during the summer months isn’t entirely true—I planned my reading series and classes and ran a grad programs last summer alone, for example—the truth is I do the best work when I have a project with both an end and start date. I need structure and I also love taking notes.

It’s also inspired by my students, after I assigned them to write their own “Notes on ‘Camp’” essays last fall. The results were really impressive, especially by the freshman, who had not yet been indoctrinated with paperese-faux-scholarly tendencies in their other classes.

The ninety-nine days starts May 15 and ends on August 21. I’m going to blog like it’s 1999! For Ninety-Nine Days of Notes On, or NINDONO, I’ve also set up parameters and rules.

Here goes:

Consistent titles. The post will always be called “Notes on [X].”

Suggested, mapped-out topics. I’ve put out a call for what the X will be in the “Notes on ‘X’” posts and make a public schedule. Leave them in the comments here or email them to me at danielnester [at] gmail [dot com]. Some shuffling of X’s will have to happen, but I like the idea of publicly listing what I am going to write about, and when it will happen.

At least 500 words a day, in the main part of the post. That may not sound like a lot, but keep in mind I plan on doing this every day. If I feel compelled to update or edit a post later, that’s great (yay for me!), but it doesn’t count toward the 500.

“Leftovers” are fine but it doesn’t apply to the word count. If I wanted to add a little life updates, or other stuff to a daily post, I’ll do it. But if it’s not about the Notes On topic, it goes on the end of the post under the heading of “Leftovers” and it doesn’t count as part of the main post’s word count. This last part of the rule is particularly cruel.

No “Shameless Self-Promotion” posts. I have lots of projects and books, things I want to happen and things that will never see their way into the world. You’re supposed to promote yourself on your blog or website or platform, and I’m OK with that. But it doesn’t’ count for NINDONO post; it goes into the “Leftovers” section, if at all.

No “Scrapbooking Posts.” I tend to post old photos with, like, one sentence, or post up some horrid piece of writing from high school. That’s too easy. No easy stuff.

No posts about (only) about my kids or my wife. I have a beautiful wife and two super-cute daughters, aged 5 and 3. They’re cute. Like, really cute. I could go on and on about them forever. I won’t do that to you. I might mention them, but if it’s just about them about not about the Notes On topic, it goes into the Leftovers.

Also: Wife, older daughter and younger daughter will be referred to, respectively, as Wifey, M and B.

I guess those are more like restrictions than rules, but that’s what I can come up with. More ideas will follow. As I write this, it all sounds so old school, so “remember when we used to blog every day.” That’s one the idea behind this. The other is just to write something new every day for 99 days.

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Ninety Nine Days of “Notes On”: May 15-August 21

Each day for ninety-nine days this spring and summer, I’m going to write “Notes on” prose piece, blog post, or essay or meditation or whatever you want to call it, on a specific word.

The schedule appears here.

This project is obviously inspired by Susan Sontag’s essay “Notes on ‘Camp,’” which I love.

It’s also partly out of a need for structure.

I need deadlines.At least when it comes to writing. I can’t just sit down and write. I need to be there for a reason. I need a topic, a theme.

During the summer, especially since switching over to working as a full-time teaching, I often get lost, blocked-up, amorphous. Don’t get me wrong: I love teaching, I love my job. And although the stereotype of professors doing nothing during the summer months isn’t entirely true—I planned my reading series and classes and ran a grad programs last summer alone, for example—the truth is I do the best work when I have a project with both an end and start date. I need structure and I also love taking notes.

It’s also inspired by my students, after I assigned them to write their own “Notes on ‘Camp’” essays last fall. The results were really impressive, especially by the freshman, who had not yet been indoctrinated with paperese-faux-scholarly tendencies in their other classes.

The ninety-nine days starts May 15 and ends on August 21. I’m going to blog like it’s 1999! For Ninety-Nine Days of Notes On, or NINDONO, I’ve also set up parameters and rules.

Here goes:

Consistent titles. The post will always be called “Notes on [X].”

Suggested, mapped-out topics. I’ve put out a call for what the X will be in the “Notes on ‘X’” posts and make a public schedule. Leave them in the comments here or email them to me at danielnester [at] gmail [dot com]. Some shuffling of X’s will have to happen, but I like the idea of publicly listing what I am going to write about, and when it will happen.

At least 500 words a day, in the main part of the post. That may not sound like a lot, but keep in mind I plan on doing this every day. If I feel compelled to update or edit a post later, that’s great (yay for me!), but it doesn’t count toward the 500.

“Leftovers” are fine but it doesn’t apply to the word count. If I wanted to add a little life updates, or other stuff to a daily post, I’ll do it. But if it’s not about the Notes On topic, it goes on the end of the post under the heading of “Leftovers” and it doesn’t count as part of the main post’s word count. This last part of the rule is particularly cruel.

No “Shameless Self-Promotion” posts. I have lots of projects and books, things I want to happen and things that will never see their way into the world. You’re supposed to promote yourself on your blog or website or platform, and I’m OK with that. But it doesn’t’ count for NINDONO post; it goes into the “Leftovers” section, if at all.

No “Scrapbooking Posts.” I tend to post old photos with, like, one sentence, or post up some horrid piece of writing from high school. That’s too easy. No easy stuff.

No posts about (only) about my kids or my wife. I have a beautiful wife and two super-cute daughters, aged 5 and 3. They’re cute. Like, really cute. I could go on and on about them forever. I won’t do that to you. I might mention them, but if it’s just about them about not about the Notes On topic, it goes into the Leftovers.

Also: Wife, older daughter and younger daughter will be referred to, respectively, as Wifey, M and B.

I guess those are more like restrictions than rules, but that’s what I can come up with. More ideas will follow. As I write this, it all sounds so old school, so “remember when we used to blog every day.” That’s one the idea behind this. The other is just to write something new every day for 99 days.

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Mancave conversion part 3.

Look what came home from Easter: THE DAN CAVE sign!

My stepdad Bill put this together for Christmas from a hot dog sign. I just about teared-up when I saw it.

And note the second neon sign, a Lowenbrau. Here’s to good friends, babies. Courtesy of Uncle Tom.

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And knick-knack you don’t stop. Got this shit offa Etsy:

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Last: a Chase Utley bobblehead, courtesy of my new best friend Fred. Not from his time as  member of the Phillies, but the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Red Barons.

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Raymond McDaniel’s God Save My Queen shout-out in Bomb.

FreddieTankSurprised and delighted to come upon this shout-out to the GSMQ books in Bomb. Raymond McDaniel is discussing Special Powers and Abilities, his new book from Coffee House Press, inspired in part by the The Legion of Super-Heroes. Just ordered my copy today.

BP When you said, “Every issue of the Legion of Super-Heroes is struggling to remediate the whole franchise, which is the best way to express loyalty to it,” it got me thinking that your book is also remediating and expressing loyalty in its own way. It then leads me to the question, what were the literary/poetic antecedents for Special Powers and Abilities? How did you see yourself interacting with those particular franchises?

RM In 2003 Daniel Nester published a book called God Save My Queen, which is really just a literary extrusion of his (justifiable) obsession with Queen. And then in 2004 he turned around and did it again with God Save My Queen II: The Show Must Go On. There are many things about these books that I love, but what I love most of all is that they even exist, that Nester just took this thing he adored and paid attention to it until it rendered forth, until his affection took shape. It was the devotional act that was so inspiring, not Queen itself, though Queen is as good a subject as any and better than most.

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Incredible book cover for The Incredible Sestina Anthology!

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Here’s the first prototype for the cover of The Incredible Sestina Anthology, coming out from Write Bloody Publishing in Fall 2013. Check it out. Drink it in. I know I did.

 

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Stuff I’m doing at the #AWP13 Conference in Boston.

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The annual overwhelming overload of writerly writerness, or AWP, is upon us. It’s in Boston, and I’ll be there minding a table, taking part in readings, and trying to stay sane while doing same.

Here’s a list.

Every Day: The Table-Minding. I’ll be minding the table of The College of Saint Rose MFA in Creative Writing Program.

Our table number will be G9 in the AWP bookfair. Stop by!

Wednesday, March 6, 5:30-10:30pm
Festival of Language at Dillon’s in Boston (next to the Hyne’s convention center). Three 90-minute sessions. There will be a cash and carry bar. I’m kicking off the third set at 9pm. Facebook event page.
Thursday, March 7, 7pm
Reading to celebrate Old Flame: The First Ten Years of 32 PoemsMcGreevey’s, 911 Boylston Street, Boston, MA 02111. Event held in the Player’s Lounge. Facebook event page.

Friday, March 8, 12pm-1pm
Make sure you get your copy of Coming Close: Forty Essays on Philip Levine, which will be available at the University of Iowa Press tables (E1 and E2) at the AWP Bookfair. Co-editors Mari L’Esperance and Tomas Q. Morin will be signing books. I’ll be there admiring copies as well.

Saturday, March 9, 4:30pm
Hating Your Writing: A Love Story (AWP panel)

4:30pm A panel! An actual panel! During the last period on the last day!

Hating Your Writing: A Love Story (AWP panel); Room 305 in the John B. Hynes Veterans Memorial Convention Center in Boston, MassachusettsFacebook event page; with Richard Bausch, Molly Peacock, Daniel Nester, and Adrian Matejka, and moderated by Melissa Stein.

We’ve all been through it: we write the last euphoric word of our draft, but by the next morning, somehow brilliance has plummeted to dross. Are such literary mood swings a destructive deterrent, or a natural part of the creative process? Can periods of avoidance and dejection actually lead to breakthroughs and better writing? Five award-winning poets and prose writers weigh in on the ups, downs, and ups of creative endeavor and share insights, strategies, and tools they’ve gained along the way.

Saturday, March 9

7pm
Write Bloody’s AWP All Star Super Ridiculous Super Reading!


The Community Church of Boston 565 Boylston St. (A 7-minute walk from Hynes Convention Center!) $7, $5 Students and Veterans

Never before have this many Write Bloody authors been in one geographic location. We are pulling out each and every stop to put on a live literature event to be remembered for years to come. But let’s not get nostalgic for the present JUST YET! Join your hosts Derrick Brown and Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz for a high-stakes evening of poems, music, heartbreak, and (almost) TOO many hard-wrought good times.

Featuring: Anis Mojgani! Mindy Nettifee! Derrick Brown! Jeanann Verlee! Jon Sands! Cristin O’Keefe-Aptowicz! Buddy Wakefield! Taylor Mali! Lauren Zuniga! Laura Yes Yes! Jade Sylvan! Victor Infante! Lea Deschenes! Elaina Ellis! Jeremy Radin! Daniel McGinn! Daniel Nester! Megan Falley! Miles Walser! w/ special musical guest Gracious Calamity! & on the keyboard, Mr. Adam Falkner!

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