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Whoopee Cushion Coupon. When you buy a copy of the book and send this coupon along with the book, to Daniel Nester's home, he will send you an official How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion. That's right: inflate one of these puppies and let the faux farts fly! While supplies last. [PDF version ]


Shelf talker.
You know those pieces of paper that stick out of bookstore shelves that touts a title of note? They're called shelf-talkers, and here at Inappropriate Headquarters, we have made some for your own shelf-talking pleasure. print it out, and place it under copies of How to Be Inappropriate at your local bookstore. Or print one out and place one on your own bookshelf! Alternativelty, you can use this as a bookmark or to flag down the authorities at a roadside accident. [PDF]

  A "deeply funny new collection of booger-flecked nonfiction...
While all of these lowbrow reflections are amusing, it's when Nester is semiserious that he’s at his best....As a whole, How to Be Inappropriate reads like a coming-of-age tale in which adulthood arrives with a refreshingly juvenile mind-set."
--Time Out New York; opens in new window

"His stories are, as the title suggests, inappropriate, and they often engender squeamishness, discomfort, and laughter. But
they are fresh and, at times, touching, qualities that make this an enjoyable read...Recommended for readers who enjoy memoirs and essays."--Library Journal


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Dry, offbeat, and mostly profane,

this debut collection of humorous nonfiction glorifies all things inappropriate and TMI.

Arguments, lists, barstool rants, queries, pedantic footnotes, play scripts, commonplace miscellany, profiles, and overly revealing memoirettes, How to Be Inappropriate adds up to the portrait of a twenty-something-become-thirty-something, bachelor-become husband, boy-man-about-town who bumbles through life obsessed with one thing: extreme impropriety.

In How to Be Inappropriate, Daniel Nester determines the boundary of acceptable behavior—mostly by disregarding it. As a here-to-cut-a-hipster-swathe-through-the-city man, he looks for love with a Williamsburg abstract painter who has had her feet licked for money. As a teacher, he tries out curse words with Chinese students in ESL classes. Along the way, Nester provides a short cultural history of mooning and attempts to cast a spell on a neighbor who fails to curb his dog. He befriends exiled video-game king Todd Rogers, and reimagines Terry Gross’s Fresh Air conversation with—and invents a robot version of—Kiss bassist Gene Simmons.

No matter which misadventure catches your eye, How to Be Inappropriate will make you appreciate that someone else has experienced these embarrassing sides of life so that you won’t have to.


Advance praise for How to Be Inappropriate.
"Daniel Nester is funny as hell."—Stephen Elliott, author of The Adderall Diaries and Happy Baby

"Daniel Nester is a stone-cold genius.Clever, lyrical, inappropriate in all the right ways—I'd rather read him than just about anyone right now."—Darin Strauss, author of More Than It Hurts You

"If there was Nobel Prize for Achievement in Inappropriateness, Daniel Nester would be Laureate of the Universe. Until then, he'll have settle for having written this shockingly innovative stunner of a book. Nester brings his irreverent, elegiac sensibilty to subjects ranging from the essence of literary truth to the enduring mystery of flatulence, managing in the bargain to highlight the bleak hilarity of human existence—which, when you think about it, is the most inappropriate thing of all."—Rachel Shukert, author of Have You No Shame?

"Daniel Nester's essays are haunted by a Victorian perversity. His writing exhibits a kind of Tourette syndrome in which the author continuously abases himself and revels in his own shortcomings. It's a painful kind of comedy leavened by gentle good humor and wonder."—Thomas Beller, author of The Sleep-Over Artist and How To Be a Man