Monthly Archives: July 2009

Surnames my classmates at Our Lady of Perpetual Help could have used.

Requester, Semester, Sequester, Trimester, Polyester, Child Molester, Dog Molester, Gerbil Molester, [Name of Small Mammal Here] Molester, Earl of Leicester, Duke of Leiscester, Genus Nestor[1], Corporate Investor, Silent Investor. [1] Comprises two parrot species in New Zealand, as well as … Continue reading

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Surnames that rhyme with my last name, Nester, made up by classmates at Our Lady of Perpetual Help Elementary, with goal of public ridicule.

Bester, Breaster[1], Chester, Fester, Molester, Jester, Pester, Rester, Tester, Sylvester. [1] There is no such thing as a “Breaster,” which would mean “One who breasts”; however, the temptation to use the word “breast” was too great for my classmates.   From … Continue reading

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Just out in Hobart: "Mooning: A Short Cultural History."

My essay on mooning, moons, the word moon, idling, moonspotting, and varieties of mooning experience is just out in issue #10 of Hobart: Another Literary Journal. Check out the bonus materials page, which contain extra stuff from other pieces in … Continue reading

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Do It Again: One Man’s Quest to Reunite the Kinks.

Thanks to John Moe for hipping me to this.   From DanielNester.com

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I wrote "Pull my finger" on a blackboard at Penn State and took a picture of it.

  From DanielNester.com

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